Wednesday, 30 August 2017



Jorge Agustín Nicolás Ruiz de Santayana y Borrás, known in English as George Santayana - philosopher, essayist, poet, and novelist originally from Spain is credited with aphorisms such as "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it".

Normally, people who learn, amend, modify, adapt, change, react, rebel and do something are people with "spirit". Normally, those who are hit repeatedly, ignore, crib, protest, get on as before and do not rise unitedly to bring change have much to introspect. 

Normally, a person who falls or is pushed would reflect on his/her hurt, get up and carry on. If it happens again, the person would become very cautious, careful and circumspect. If it happens again, the person would become angry and think of doing something to avoid that in future. If it happens yet again, normally, the person would react, retaliate and rise against the factors. 

If the mishap happens again, and again and again and all that the person does is blame, crib, cry, joke and pat himself/herself on his/her own back for resilience or ability to "carry on", normally that person would be considered to have some inherent problem of perception or ability to do something constructive. 

If the person wails and moans about the same misfortune or hurt, using the same words, expressing the same anger, identical anguish and blaming the same things, normally, there would be something to worry about that person. And there would be dire need to pray for his/her enlightenment and for desire to do something constructive. 

Normally, a robust, thinking, active and awakened people would bring change - regardless of outside hurdles and handicaps. That would be a true display of "spirit"

It is easy to keep blaming others for misfortune. It takes a lot to do whatever it requires to bring the change one wants. Change is always from within. But sometimes, one sees no change, not in words, not in thoughts, not in action, not in efforts and not in results. That truly calls for deep introspection.

Citizen initiatives, corporate social responsibility, cooperative effort .... there can be many constructive things done while pressure is mounted on elected bodies. The ball is in the court of community leaders and citizens. 

If 150,000 can rally for special status for their community, if thousands can flock for a cricket match, if millions can march several kilometers for religious ritual, what's the excuse for not doing something about what hurts every year?

Even God helps those who help themselves.

“Yes, 'n' how many times can a man turn his head
And pretend that he just doesn't see
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind” (Bob Dylan)

How long can one just keep patting one's own backs and praising one's spirit? In recent past, Bangalore, Chennai, Kashmir, Uttarakhan, Bihar...everywhere people have survived and continued with life after floods. Everywhere people have the spirit to survive and carry on. But annual tragedies must result in a huge push: People's Push.

I have yet to see that in "Maximum City".

And that's a thorn in my side. 

2017, August 2017 “chaos” in Mumbai

2017, June 27 “chaotic state of affairs” in Mumbai

2016 Mumbai comes to "standstill"

2015 Mumbai "disrupted"

2014 "monsoon mayhem" in Mumbai

2013 rains "disrupts life" in Mumbai

2012 Mumbai "inundated"

2011 "chaos" in Mumbai

2010 "chaos returns" to Mumbai

2009 "raining chaos again" in Mumbai

2008 "virtual standstill" due to rains in Mumbai

2007 Mumbai "wading in waist deep water"

2006 Mumbai turns into "waterworld"

2005 July 26, Mumbai flooded

Wednesday, 7 December 2016


(OR Theres a hole in my bucket)

Today, in India, the concern about black money/economy is very high. Therefore, I felt it is important for me to try and understand what it means and then try to think of a way of getting rid of it. My understanding of economics is less than satisfactory so I hope to find some answers through reflections.

Business Dictionary defines black economy as:
Usually untraceable, and hence untaxable, business dealings that are not reflected in a country's gross domestic product (GDP) computations.”

So, features of black money would be:

1.            Untraceable (I presume by government)
2.            Untaxable (by government)
3.            Not reflected in GDP (official figures)

So, I conclude from above that black money is basically that money which a government chooses to consider as black. It is necessarily not even criminal activity or corruption per se.
For example, building a house is not a crime per se. Selling or buying it is also not a crime. However, if tax is not paid on any part of the transaction value, that part becomes black money. Thus, any capital gains, registration fee, service tax or sales tax on raw material etc. not paid, such amount would be considered black money. All other economic factors of production viz. land, labour, capital and enterprise involved are real but they are rendered black because taxes are not paid on their possession or use.

But why dont people want to pay taxes? For this, I must learn the definition of taxes. InvestorWords defines tax as:
A fee charged ("levied") by a government on a product, income, or activity. If tax is levied directly on personal or corporate income, then it is a direct tax. If tax is levied on the price of a good or service, then it is called an indirect tax. The purpose of taxation is to finance government expenditure. One of the most important uses of taxes is to finance public goods and services.”

Governments levy taxes through a process of legal/administrative force to fund their expenditure. People who slip away are declared makers of black money. The above definition makes me think if government expenditure were to become zero then tax required would be zero and no one would need to evade any taxes. This would make generation of black money meaningless and impossible by definition.

So, heres my 1st realization: There is a direct and positive correlation between black money and government expenditure. Reduce government spend and that will reduce need for taxation and hence generation of black money.

I learned in 9th standard that prices for goods/services are determined by forces of demand and supply. If I am a sweeper and want to charge Rs 1000 per day to clean a 1000 sq ft house, I will find no clients. So I will lower my price. Maybe, I will start finding sufficient number of clients at Rs 100 per day per household.

Wont this principle apply to public goods?

If people dont want to pay the current level of taxes for the bouquet of public goods/services on offer by the government, the obvious way is to reduce the size/composition of that bouquet. This can be achieved through privatization, disinvestment and lesser governance. If good/service is privatized then prices would be determined by market forces. People will buy what they really want and pay what they can afford. There would be no need for government to take on that function and therefore there would be no need to fund it through taxes. The black wealth generated or transferred would convert to white price paid for goods and services. Black money would convert to white producerssurplus”.
Therefore, is there a case for removal of all taxes?

My 2nd realization: There is an inverse correlation between privatization and black money. The higher the level of privatization, the lesser the black money. Similarly, there is a direct correlation between governance and black money. The lesser the governance, the lower is black money.

So far so good. Both my above realisations indicate that government and governance is the root cause of black money. This can be summarized as:
i               Nation has black money
ii              The State is the root cause of black money
iii            To reduce black money, governance should be minimized till the State withers away

Now, I think I am putting myself into a bind. If I conclude that Government/State should wither away, I suspect I will sound too much like a Marxist/Leninist and that certainly isn’t a fashion trend today. But, Friedrich Engles in in Part 3, Chapter 2, of Anti-Dühring wrote:
The interference of the state power in social relations becomes superfluous in one sphere after another, and then ceases of itself. The government of persons is replaced by the administration of things and the direction of the processes of production. The state is not "abolished", it withers away.
Suspending the thought, I try to think of a way to reduce government spending. Why is it necessary for government to run schools, hospitals, even build roads or other infrastructure? It is considered axiomatic that private sector efficiency in these sectors is many times that of public sector efficiency. That government school teachers are poor quality and overpaid. That government hospitals are death trap and doctors ill-trained, ill-equipped and overpaid. That whole of bureaucracy is over paid and inefficient.
In that case, I find no justification for retaining the machinery of the State. Why can’t education, health and infrastructure all be left to private sector where market forces would determine the price of services and compensation to teachers, doctors etc.?
Some people would argue, “But what of the poor?”
And I am dumbstruck. If for decent quality of education for say 1000 children we require school infrastructure of Rs 1,00,00,000 and at 1:25 teacher : student ratio we require 40 teachers of quality and the market price for such teachers is Rs 6,00,000 per annum, why should we settle for a school built with just Rs 10,00,000 and 10 teachers paid Rs 3,00,000 per annum? Why can’t students be charged that fee?
People would say, “Because, you moron – 70% of children wouldn’t be able to afford those private fees.”
So why should they get education?
“Because it will improve their earning capacity and lead to more development. Also, an educated nation is a stronger and better nation.”
But what’s the point of poor quality government education?
“Something is better than nothing.” People would say.
Ok. So why can’t we pay higher taxes and demand better school infrastructure?
“Higher taxes will kill private enterprise, silly fellow!” People would scream.
But we don’t want to replace government so let it kill private enterprise.
“Then how will government survive? Who will pay taxes?”
At this point I would give up. This chicken-and-egg argument applies to practically every sector where government is forced to get involved, for which it is constrained to collect tax, which is resented and people are forced to evade taxes, which in turn leads to generation of black money.
It would seem black money exists because of the State and to destroy black money, the State will have to be destroyed.
This reminds me of a great song whose words go like:
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
Then mend it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With what shall I mend it, dear Liza, with what?
With a straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
The straw is too long, dear Liza, too long,
Then cut it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With what shall I cut it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
With a knife, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
The knife is too dull, dear Liza, dear Liza,
Then sharpen it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry
On what shall I sharpen it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
On a stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,

The stone is too dry, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The stone is too dry, dear Liza, too dry
Well wet it, dear Henry, dear Henry, wet it.
With what shall I wet it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
Try water, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
In what shall I fetch it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
In a bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,

There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, a hole
 (You can listen to the song here.)

Turning off the tap doesn't help, as long as there's a hole in the bucket. Now, thats a thorn in my side

Thursday, 21 April 2016



Shaktimaan died yesterday. (Iti ashwah - It was a horse). A police horse – from Uttarakhand Police who had served the nation for over a decade. It was a public asset. He was brutalised by protestors during a political protest march.

Commuters – all common men – went berserk in Diva, near Mumbai and started pelting local trains with rocks and stones, causing damage costing the public exchequer millions of rupees.

Parents of students of a school in Kolkata went on rampage after a girl died from bullying by seniors. Men and women of educated, cultured background ransacked the school, tore up documents, smashed computers and furniture and destroyed records.

Mumbai residents lose sanity and burn police vehicles.

Bangalore citizens protesting against EPF amendments run amok and torch public transport buses worth millions.

Lawyers burn public vehicles.

“Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.” Marcellus told Horatio in ‘Hamlet’. I understand that something is rotten in the state of India. There is poverty, famine, malnutrition, disasters, inequality, name just a few maladies of this democratic republic. It causes hurt and pain to people. We get upset, angry, distressed and negative. God knows, there are reasons enough.

God also knows that in every home, there are reasons enough for family members to get upset, angry, distressed and furious some time or the other. Do we go about smashing our own cars, maiming our pet dog, burning our books, tearing up the sofa or hammering to bits our TV sets? Does it make any sense?

But if we, as a people get angry, our first target is “public property” – essentially assets created or bought out of our own money. Is it because somehow we are still stuck in colonial mindset where we consider “government property” as something belonging to an alien, imperial despot? Do we not realise that every rupee in the purse of the ‘National Exchequer’ as the media loves to call the Treasury, comes out of our hard labour and enterprise? If we cripple a railway coach, who eventually suffers if not the public? If we burn down a school, whose children would be left without a place to study? Why beat the shit out of a poor police horse or a sniffer dog?

We like to call our country The Land of Universal Amity; The Birthplace of Non-violence, the Land of Buddha and Gandhi. Really?

Where does that mindless fury come from? Surely not from China or Pakistan. Surely not a result of "Western Influence". Certainly not from our ancient culture, traditions or heritage. Yet, that myopic callousness to public property pervades our psyche.

That’s a thorn in my side.

Saturday, 6 February 2016

I'M A MAN (?)

I’M A MAN (?)

She was travelling in a car with friends. A mob stopped the car. She and her friends were dragged out and beaten. Her top was torn off and she was paraded topless. She sobbed and pleaded. Bystanders stood watching, doing nothing to stop the men. She tried to board a local bus. Passengers of the bus pushed her off. Finally, someone with a bit of humanity still left inside him took off his shirt and covered the girl up.

No – this did not happen in badlands of UP. No – the men who ripped off the girl’s top were not part of gangs of Wasseypur. And no – it wasn’t my daughter ... or yours. Thank God.

It happened in a city that boasts of its “cosmopolitan” culture and “obvious influence” of ex-pat community of highly educated IT professionals. This happened in a city which is far luckier than scores of other cities of India – a city on international travel lists. A progressive, modern city of India. A city where a woman should feel safe in public space.

I hope it makes us all reflect and shudder at what awaits a woman in those countless cities and towns and villages tucked away in the heart of darkness.

(Not a photo of the episode referred in this blog but equally disturbing image)

A mob is a violent, mindless creature. I understand that. It is born of conjugation of individual angry minds and that collective progeny is a monster that would be unrecognisable by the very individuals whose minds created it. I understand that. The girl’s shirt was ripped off in anger. I understand that.

Or do I?

When I feel angry at an incident, I may want to throw a stone at a passing bus which knocked down a local boy. But I won’t do that because I am alone. However, if there are 50 other men standing with me, feeling the same anger, I might be the first to pick up and throw the stone.

But if I knew that my father or mother or anyone dear to me was travelling in that bus, I would never throw that stone – no matter how angry I felt about the bus knocking down a pedestrian. I would also try to stop others from doing so.

So what happened in the incident we all read about?

Some man would have reached out for the girl. I am trying to think what I would have felt in her place as another man grabbed my waist, or hand or other body parts. Yet another inserted his fingers inside my top. His hands would have touched my skin, clawed my flesh. And then he would have pulled hard enough for the fabric to tear. I would be whimpering, trying to fight back but would have been overpowered. I would have called out for help – and seen inscrutable faces looking back at my humiliation.

And when my top tore open did it make the men smile? Did I see the gleam of voyeuristic possibilities in their eyes? And then when the torn fabric was thrown away, and my breasts exposed to public view, I would have felt shame, rage, helplessness. I would have rued being a woman. I would have uncontrollable tears streaming down my cheeks. Maybe I would have heard a grunt...a snigger from the men. Maybe a paw would have scraped against my exposed skin. I would have tried to cover my breasts with my hands. Maybe someone kept pulling them away. I would have heard the deathly silence of the bystanders. I would have run to a passing bus hoping to find refuge there. I would’ve seen some women in the bus too.

But when I was pushed away and thrown out of the bus – what hopelessness would I have felt? In that moment, would I have felt pride in being a woman?

Which man does not understand that ripping away a woman’s top is not the same thing as ripping away a man’s shirt? That pushing around a topless woman in public view is not the same as doing that to a man? Which man would stand and watch his mother, sister, daughter, wife or female friend being subjected to that? And yet, the men in that mob did it to a woman.

As a man I feel ashamed. Has thousands of years of civilisation, “sanskriti” and “sanskara” left me with this?

What tortured minds of fathers and mothers would have raised those men who could strip a woman in public because they were angry at someone else? What relatives, neighbours and friends would have socialised with those men who could slap around and parade a half naked woman in public view? What teachers and mentors would have taught those men and women in the bus who looked at a hapless, denuded woman crying for help and brutally threw her off the bus – refusing to grant her shelter? What God of those men stood by and let them do what they did?

What did our National Poet mean when he wrote:

Where the mind is without fear and the head is held high 

Where knowledge is free 

Where the world has not been broken up into fragments 

By narrow domestic walls 

Where words come out from the depth of truth 

Where tireless striving stretches its arms towards perfection 

Where the clear stream of reason has not lost its way 

Into the dreary desert sand of dead habit 

Where the mind is led forward by thee 

Into ever-widening thought and action 

Into that heaven of freedom, my Father, let my country awake 

When will my niece...your daughter, sister or niece feel safe in our country?

Even the much maligned Manusmriti says at one place:

यत्र नार्यस् तु पूज्यन्ते रमन्ते तत्र देवताः।
यत्र एतास् तु पूज्यन्ते सर्वास् तत्र अफलाः क्रियाः

Which when translated means:

"Wherever women are given their due respect, even the deities like to reside, and where they are not respected, all action remains unfruitful."

When will we be able to teach our sons that? When will men become men?

That’s a thorn in my side.

Sunday, 16 August 2015



I am an Indian citizen. I am educated, can think and express my thoughts. For most people, I represent the “intelligentsia” – whether or not I actually am.

Look at the photo above of OROP PROTEST by ex servicemen.

My pulse races when I see our soldiers march to the tune of “Saare jahan se achcha” on crisp winter mornings of Delhi down the Raj Path with thousands of Tirangas fluttering all around. My breath comes faster when I follow news of some clinical counter strike by our armed forces along some international border or when insurgents or ultras are struck down in some village or town in Kashmir, Northeast or Punjab. My heart swells in pride when I see footage of our soldiers rushing to take aid to a neighbouring country reeling under a natural disaster or to our countrymen in various parts of India battling floods, earthquakes or other calamities.

Since independence, the pride over self governance has rapidly faded in our hearts. For us, every machinery of the nation state has failed. I consider political leadership corrupt and I have a four letter word – “Netas” – that expresses my disdain for our political representatives. The same is true for our public servants. We have another four letter word for them – “Babus” – a word that was used in utter disdain by our colonial rulers for their lowly Indian clerks. For us, our judiciary is slow, insensitive and the legal system tilted hugely in favour of the “haves”. So we revel in the famous line from the movie ‘Damini’ – “Tareekh pe tareekh…” For us Indians, the three pillars of state: legislature, executive and judiciary have failed us and bring us no satisfaction. We have also rejected the performance of the informal “Fourth State” – the media. We think that is now just a big tamasha.

If you ask an average citizen, they would deride “netas”, “babus”, courts and media but the ONE institution of the nation state everyone considers beyond reproach is – The Armed Forces. If we see true patriotism, it is in our armed forces; if we acknowledge efficiency, it is of our armed forces; if we consider any organ of the Indian government that actually works and deserves the financial contribution of the “honest taxpayers” it is our armed forces; if we think of an organisation that embodies the highest values of any organisation, we do not think of a MNC corporation – we think of our Army, Navy and Air Force. The ONLY organ of the Nation State that gets our undiluted gratitude and affection is our armed forces. Or so we like to say.

In the past few years, we have seen the common citizen backed by civil society come forth into public space and make itself heard to the much hated “netas” and “babus”. The Anna Hazare movement, Nirbhaya march to the Parliament, we have ranted and raved on TV, in newspapers, blogs about the “culture of bans” – against beef ban there, porn ban here, about net neutrality, IPL scam and so many others. We are an active and agitational nation. A land of thousand mutinies! We love to put miniature Tricolours on our car dashboards, do wheelies on mobikes with the Tiranga, put tricolour face-paint. We love to wear our Indianness on our sleeves.

So, on the one hand we profess love, respect and unqualified appreciation towards our armed forces, yet when it comes to giving emotional and representational support to our soldiers, we practice silence of the lambs. When our ex servicemen sit on relay hunger strike asking for better pension, not one of us starts a candle march or night vigils at India Gate or rallies waving flags in support of whatever it is our soldiers are demanding.

Coming to the specific demand for One Rank One Pension (OROP) most of us who shout “Jai Hind – Jai Hind ki Sena” even make the effort to understand the actual issue – leave alone try to understand the mammoth legal, administrative and financial complexities of implementing OROP. I do not see any real engagement in the cause of our soldiers – about whom we all mouth empty praises. Either we go by half baked information dished out on media or are simply not bothered. I was appalled to find several well placed and educated citizens who were not even aware of the OROP agitation or what the term means.

For those still interested in understanding the issue in a nutshell they can read the 2011 Bhagat Singh Koshyari report on OROP submitted to the Rajya Sabha. This is the 142nd report on the matter. Read it on

The OROP implementation has only 3 problems:

1.     Administrative difficulty: to roll out the benefits for millions of pensioners and calculate exact amounts of arrears for those who have retired more than 30 years ago is a gargantuan exercise for which we do not have the manpower or administrative capacity.
2.     Legal implication: the equality tenet enshrined in the Constitution would immediately result in similar demand from paramilitary forces who fight the same battles and die in larger numbers but are less revered since they are categorised as “civil organisations”.
3.     Financial constraints: OROP will cost at least about Rs. 8000 crores extra per annum. Some estimate the amount at Rs. 20000 crores for the first year. (1 crore = 10 million)

I don’t see why any of these should be a problem. Capacity to handle pension calculation and disbursement can be built by strengthening Indian Defence Accounts Service / DP&PW.

Our courts are full of really knowledgeable and good judges who can resolve any legal issues that emerge from OROP.

If we can allot Rs 2100 crores for Clean Ganga and Rs 4200 crores for Swachcha Bharat, surely we can allocate Rs 8000 crores for OROP. Of course, we will have to reduce expenditure on several other schemes like Digital India, schemes for girls, toilets etc. We will HAVE to put the requirement of our soldiers above all. It might mean some “sacrifices” in terms of a small 2-3% surcharge on various taxes. But then, don’t we all profess complete respect and admiration for the “supreme sacrifice” that a soldier is prepared to do for us?

But no – we won’t hear our columnist writing emotional articles in support of OROP, we won’t see our civil society activists joining the ex servicemen in their agitation at Jantar Mantar, no candle marches, we won’t see rallies waving the Tiranga. We won’t even be willing to come forward and offer 2% extra surcharge on taxes.
In any home, parents would be most concerned about the demands of their most beloved and best child. If that child is crying in pain or suffering, parents would do everything in their power to assuage the suffering. At the cost of greater hardship for themselves or other not-so-ideal or good children. They certainly won’t start slapping the crying ideal child.

Isn’t that what happened in Jantar Mantar last Friday?

Even for adoption of “Jan Lokpal Bill” there were stories of Indians, NRIS and IIT/IIM graduates, entrepreneurs dashing to Jantar Mantar offering support. Why no such effort is evident in support of our fasting ex servicemen?

There are only 2 possible conclusions:
1.     We don’t really believe that our armed forces are the single most important, most efficient and most deserving organisation that deserves whatever they demand in terms of pecuniary benefits on retirement or as pay and allowances. In that case, we are guilty of lying – in public and to ourselves.
2.     We do believe our soldiers deserve what they are demanding but we don’t think that is the most important issue to tackle as a civil society. In that case, we are again guilty of lying.

We are certainly guilty of intellectual neglect. I have seen far more active debates in private parties and on social media about things like beef ban, porn website bans, Radhe Ma and countless other matters.

More than a year back, I wrote the article on this blog. That was in the era of another political regime. How much has changed today? Can we really blame any political leadership for the delays? When we ourselves can’t be bothered?
As an Indian citizen, I accuse myself of lying and criminal neglect of needs of my soldiers. And I plead guilty. I have nothing to rely upon in my defence.

Individually, all I can do is accuse myself and admit my guilt. I am also going to tie a black ribbon to the mast of the Tricolour I have on my desk in office. I will untie it the day OROP is implemented. I was never into candle marches or vigils but those millions who are, why don’t you start assembling at Jantar Mantar and across the nation in support of OROP.

Or stop mouthing meaningless platitudes for armed forces. Have the guts to tell them what you perhaps actually believe: that the armed forces are just another arm of the nation state who consume the biggest “unproductive” chunk of the exchequers’ kitty. That "we honest taxpayers" pay for their salary and free ration, booze, personal attendants, housing and many other "perks". That it is not just them who matters for the nation – there is the industry, commerce, agriculturists and countless other classes or professions that make India what it is. Say that in public space.

Or do something....anything to support their cause. They matter to us because we matter to our soldiers.

Let's not lie to our soldiers.
Or to each other.

That is a big thorn in my side.